Friday, December 12, 2008

Just Another Weird Update

Tis the season to be singing =D

Warning offensive joke up ahead. If you're not perverted please skip this part. Thank you very much. Got it from a website.
Misadventure of Apek and Ali


Two old friends - Apek and Ali were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..

Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

That made me laugh so much haahahha.



Wahahaha this is another useless update like that Recycle Bin post so don't expect the usual loads of pics(but i'll try to make it quirky and funneh =D)

So bout the singing, my apartment mates gona kena choruses of Christmas Songs+my newly stringed guitar so my advice is to bring along ear plugs.

Burns a hole in your wallet


So bout KTT hmm, I know we're like going back for a week then well I'm going home for Christmas again. I really hope there is no streaming. But I'm kinda scared actually cause the past 1 week, the lecturers have been working but no class, so they must have had lots of free time to stream us right? But, is that a pen behind your ear? Lets take that pen and put it here, and we'll leave it here until we're ready to discuss about it (Taken from Bolt, lame? Probably).

4 Stages in Life


Anyway, holidays was a mixture of good food, boredom, on9-ing all day, sleeping in the morning waking up in the afternoon, msging all day and outings. While in Ipoh noticed an great increase in lala-ism there. Nowhere is safe nowadays haha. Watched Bolt. It was good la but wasn't like that great la. My fav animated 3D movie is Cars not Toy Story(told you Toy Story that time lol didn't think of Cars). Bolt is like maybe after Toy Story la.

Personal fav =D

One of the best animated movies EVER!

Rhino was super funny and adorable haha.


Another joke for you guys. Curtesy of MSN. Grace or May sent the joke lol.
Since we're in the Christmassy mood, Santa joke =D

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

WAHAHAHA!


So I'm currently reading Twilight and kinda regret watching the movie before reading the book. Kinda spoils it but the book is great. Now i know how a girls' mind works. Thx Bella =D They should make a book in Edward's perspective also hmm.

Edward and Bella


Another 1 day of the holidays then, MARKS! LOL! Streaming, of tears(not class) haha. Hope we all pass the cut off point. And of yeah, we are SHIFTING! Most probably same tangga la. If PCP still disturbs us, I'm serious gona talk back to the fella. Noway I'm shifting to another tangga. I would endure everything PCP could throw at us for tangga 11. We're like a family there man. Eric's place and Joel's place and that sesated fella from the 3rd floor(Chua) haha.

This is how PCP(Pak Cik Parang-who lives below us-) looks like. Really looks like him, half naked, bloodshot eyes, trackbottoms. Good pic PCP! Very scary woooor!



Wants:
1. Pass cut off point
2. Watch Greenmile (movie maniac said its quote really dammnnn good movie unquote)
3. Sign up for WiFi in KTT
4. Restringed guitar
5. To sing
6. Lose weight
7. PRESENTS! (yes I'm not shy, GIMME MORE! HAHAHA!)

A hint of what presents to get me (incase you guys were having a hard time choosing, just get me one of these) In no particular order:-

iPhone

Alienware PC

Lamborghini Gallardo Concept Car


Okay guess thats it for now then. Cya guys back in KTT then! Till then, ciaoz!

PS: Merry Christmas!!! And do come for CF's Christmas Celebration.

7 comments:

CCC said...

adui u shift house just shift to ur side house la lolx. I don wan climb so high up to wash clothes lei. Forget the lamborghini, i think even ur dad wont get u one lolx =.="

Shawn Paul said...

As if la we want to shift to a higher floor, hello =.=
How sure are you =p

Anonymous said...

shawn...u like Cars?? thats my least favourite animated movie..;)
n lol....when did u take pcp's pic?
it looks more like his wife though

Shawn Paul said...

ISH That's a great movie kay.
PCP looks so sexay ehh. With his machetes all around.

Should have got a Voldermort-opps-SHE-who-must-not-be-named pic for her lol.

Anonymous said...

that movie maniac... wouldn't happen to be my sister? lol

thumbelina said...

so funny! so funny!!!

Shawn Paul said...

Yeah Lignin it is your sister LOL.

Oh thx Fateha =D